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I had a note for about a year that was just 'least appropriate way to call shotgun' and this was the best I could do.
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I had a note for about a year that was just 'least appropriate way to call shotgun' and this was the best I could do.
by Li_Man_Man_escaped_velocity
Pei Su took the red-eye flight to get home sooner.
Words: 1700, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Even after the frantic, desperate healing, when their skin is unmarred once again, Shen Wei can't shake off the feeling that the pain is not gone, hidden somewhere underneath. He faintly realizes that it's not located where his own wounds used to be — the sword went straight through the right side of Kunlun's chest. Shen Wei can feel the searing burn of it regardless.
Words: 803, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
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I feel like I could at least respect if political leaders would knock down legal barriers with a folding chair, instead of just ignoring them.
by Feishir1205
LWZ is working in his office when suddenly, a handwritten letter arrives with sweet calligraphy
It was Fei Du. Inviting him to dinner at 8:00 PM
Along with the letter is a photo of President Fei, just wrapped in a blanket and written:
"Shixiong, today i will be your dessert"
Words: 2871, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
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The weirdest part is him doing this after changing all of science forever.
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The Tag Wranglers are responsible for helping to connect and sort the tags on AO3! Wranglers follow internal guidelines to choose the tags that appear in the filters and auto-complete, which link related works together. This makes it easier to browse and search on the archive.
If you’re an experienced AO3 user who likes organizing, working in teams, or having excuses to fact-check your favorite fandoms, you might enjoy tag wrangling! To join us, click through to the job description and fill in our application form. There will also be a short questionnaire that will help us assess whether you have the skills and attributes that will lead to your success in this role.
Please note: you must be 18+ in order to apply for this role. For this role, we’re currently looking for wranglers for specific fandoms only, which will change each recruitment round. Please see the application for which fandoms are in need.
Wranglers need to be fluent in English but we welcome applicants who are also fluent in other languages, especially Čeština (Czech), Español (Spanish), isiZulu (Zulu), Italiano (Italian), Polski (Polish), Português brasileiro (Brazilian Portuguese), Suomi (Finnish), Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese), Türkçe (Turkish), Українська (Ukrainian), ไทย (Thai), беларуская (Belarusian), 한국어 (Korean) and 中文 (Chinese – we welcome all dialects) — but help with other languages would be much appreciated!
Applications are due 25 June 2025 [or after 130 applications]
Apply for Tag Wrangling Volunteer at the volunteering page! If you have further questions, please contact us.
The Tag Wranglers are responsible for helping to connect and sort the tags on AO3! Wranglers follow internal guidelines to choose the tags that appear in the filters and auto-complete, which link related works together. This makes it easier to browse and search on the archive.
If you’re an experienced AO3 user who likes organizing, working in teams, or having excuses to fact-check your favorite fandoms, you might enjoy tag wrangling! To join us, click through to the job description and fill in our application form. There will also be a short questionnaire that will help us assess whether you have the skills and attributes that will lead to your success in this role.
Please note: you must be 18+ in order to apply for this role. For this role we’re currently looking for applicants who are fluent in both English and Indonesian. We welcome all Indonesian dialects. The work will involve both regular Tag Wrangling work and translating tags from Indonesian into English.
Applications are due 25 June 2025 [or after 30 applications]
Apply for Tag Wrangling (Indonesian) Volunteer at the volunteering page! If you have further questions, please contact us.
The Tag Wranglers are responsible for helping to connect and sort the tags on AO3! Wranglers follow internal guidelines to choose the tags that appear in the filters and auto-complete, which link related works together. This makes it easier to browse and search on the archive.
If you’re an experienced AO3 user who likes organizing, working in teams, or having excuses to fact-check your favorite fandoms, you might enjoy tag wrangling! To join us, click through to the job description and fill in our application form. There will also be a short questionnaire that will help us assess whether you have the skills and attributes that will lead to your success in this role.
Please note: you must be 18+ in order to apply for this role. For this role we’re currently looking for applicants who are fluent in both English and Russian. We welcome all Russian dialects. The work will involve both regular Tag Wrangling work and translating tags from Russian into English.
Applications are due 25 June 2025 [or after 30 applications]
Apply for Tag Wrangling (Russian) Volunteer at the volunteering page! If you have further questions, please contact us.
Are you passionate about fostering a safer and more supportive volunteering environment within the OTW?
As an Internal Complaint and Conflict Resolution (“ICCR”) volunteer, you will play a key role in maintaining fair and respectful interactions across the Organization. Your work will include reviewing, investigating, and adjudicating complaints, and mediating conflicts. Our team is also in the process of refining the OTW’s policies to create a more effective and inclusive volunteer experience. Our goal is to serve as an objective, neutral party for personnel-related issues to help resolve situations with compassion and equity.
Please note that due to the nature of the work, current OTW volunteers who apply for the role will have to resign from all other roles within the OTW to serve on this subcommittee.
Applications are due 25 June 2025
Apply for Internal Complaint and Conflict Resolution Volunteer at the volunteering page! If you have further questions, please contact us.
The Support team is responsible for handling the feedback and requests for assistance we receive from users of the Archive of Our Own. We answer users’ questions, help to resolve problems they’re experiencing, and pass on information to and from coders, testers, tag wranglers and other teams involved with AO3. If you enjoy helping others to learn how to use AO3 and figuring out solutions to problems, you might enjoy being a Support volunteer!
Applications are due 25 June 2025 [or after 40 applications]
Apply for Support Volunteer at the volunteering page! If you have further questions, please contact us.
The Support team is responsible for handling the feedback and requests for assistance we receive from users of the Archive of Our Own. We answer users’ questions, help to resolve problems they’re experiencing, and pass on information to and from coders, testers, tag wranglers and other teams involved with AO3.
We’re currently recruiting for applicants who are fluent in both English and Chinese (We welcome all Chinese dialects!). If you are a fluent Chinese speaker who enjoys helping others to learn how to use AO3 and figuring out solutions to problems, you might enjoy being a Support volunteer!
Applications are due 25 June 2025 [or after 40 applications]
Apply for Support Volunteer (Chinese) at the volunteering page! If you have further questions, please contact us.
by verlos
В Синьчжоу объявляется серийный убийца, который бальзамирует своих жертв и делает из них статуи. Расследование передаётся команде Ло Вэньчжоу, и чем ближе они к раскрытию личности преступника, тем больше капитану кажется, что с самого начала тот посвящал убийства ему.
Words: 1904, Chapters: 1/22, Language: Русский
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I need to do a book entirely about google scholar misspellings.
by verlos
У тебя есть я. Пока последняя звезда во вселенной не погаснет – у тебя есть я.
Words: 1317, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Русский
by verlos
Ло Вэньчжоу вынужденно подрывается на работу в выходной, став заложником ежегодной отчётности, выполнение которой спецотдел оттягивал до последнего. Фэй Ду остаётся дома из-за не очень хорошего самочувствия, но спустя некоторое время слышит, как с тихим щелчком открывается дверь в квартиру. Не похоже, что Ло Вэньчжоу мог так быстро вернуться.
Words: 3961, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Русский
by verlos
Ло Вэньчжоу вновь по просьбе Фэй Ду попытался помочь с гипнозом, на сей раз стараясь учесть его советы, но заблокированные Фэй Ду воспоминания оказались болезненнее, чем он ожидал.
Words: 2912, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Русский
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Tragedy is when the apes fight until everyone is dead. Comedy is when the apes fight until everyone is married.
Lang Qiao signs Luo Wenzhou up for a photoshoot with a renowned photographer. Her sly smile suggests there's more to it than she's letting on, but Luo Wenzhou doesn’t think much of it. He finally understands it when he sees the photographer. Shoulder-length hair, Peach Blossom eyes, and a gaze just as piercing as it always was.
Or au, where Fei Du is a nude photographer, Luo Wenzhou is a victim of circumstance, and they have many things they never got to say to each other over the past seven years.
Words: 14840, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English
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It absolutely kills me dead when the votey is funnier than the daily comic.
骆闻舟穿越到RPG黄油里跟NPC费渡大战三百回合的故事。各篇(如有但我估计不容易有了)设定不一致,会在开头注明。
Words: 8700, Chapters: 3/?, Language: 中文-普通话 國語
by siraiyumu
只要是山聖給他的東西,都會像寶貝似地攢著,片刻也不離身。
Words: 1041, Chapters: 1/1, Language: 中文-普通话 國語
Series: Part 6 of 年末十題